hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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spacebearrock:

Tame Impala, Rolling Stone Magazine, 2010.

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willlaren:

this is the shortest saddest story I’ve ever read.

(Source: distinguishedbaloney)

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fruitpacks:

adam sandler movie more like a bad movie

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ughsammy:

gadreel: [GAD-ree-el] n; also stands for: trash; garbage; waste; something you throw away; 

used in a sentence: i would like to shit in gadreels shoe

metetron: [me-ta-tra-on] n; also stands for: poop; poo; human waste; shit;

used in a sentence: i heard metetron farted loudly in a dennys and blamed it on a war veteran

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alexturnerisprettierthanyou:

matt hitt instagram videos

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vein:

she looks like death, its so hot - Adam McEwen (text messages)

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(Source: femburton)

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